First there was the Backtacular gluteal cleft patch, and now the Cleavage Caddy. For once, words almost escape me — almost.
I had the great idea yesterday to sit outside and get some much-needed sun, as it was just far too beautiful to stay indoors.
Sunscreen? No, I wanted to get fast results and maximize my time in the sun!
The onset of warmer weather means it’s time for the celebratory, and long-awaited, purging of legwear and hosiery. I know you’re probably slathering on the sunless tanner in hopes of having bronzed gams in time for the hot weather, but I just can’t resist sharing …
This is wacky, tacky and so very true! We all know that low-rise jeans often expose the dreaded ‘bum cleavage’ when seated, but one company seems to have a fashionable solution for low-rise lovers.