Bridesmaid thank-yous all done? Check. Honeymoon luggage packed? Check. Long weepy talk with
mom dad? Check.
One last shag with my secret f-buddy? Check!!
If that sounds like your last-minute wedding to-do list, you’re Agent Provocateur‘s kind of bride.
In a new promotion, the saucy UK lingerie brand is offering wardrobe suggestions for “a night of unspeakable naughtiness” on a bride’s “last night of freedom.”
The kit includes about $2,400 in racy goodies, including a sleek LBD, a Lacy bra and suspenders from AP’s current season, and a patent leather paddle for one last pre-marital spanking. Oh, and a black garter with an inscription that reminds you that “sexy never takes a day off.”
The “Last Night of Freedom” assortment is one half of AP’s newest promotion that caters to “two sides of the bride”. In contrast, its wedding day selection is a classier mix, featuring a classic dressing gown and a pair of feathery mules.
Agent Provocateur just loves to push buttons when it comes to erotic behavior, and this promo pokes fun at couples’ fears of a sexual Continental Divide that separates your single years from an endless future of wedded bliss.
But the company doesn’t really come right out and suggest that infidelity should be part of your wedding preparations.
The “Last Night” set is also recommended for bachelorette parties and, to keep the post-nuptial spark alive (and your groom in line), AP says that spanking paddle is “also appropriate for honeymoon adventures.”
Yes, Virginia, there IS fun after marriage.
[Photos show selections from AP’s various bridal offerings: Birthday Suit (top), Zsi Zsi (above), and Darla (below).]